How Texans Feel About Hillary

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, with a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back:
"I'm from New York and just down here setting up Hillary's presidential campaign. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

HAHAHAHA!