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Saturday, August 15, 2015

How Texans Feel About Hillary

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, with a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back:
"I'm from New York and just down here setting up Hillary's presidential campaign. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."


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