During the Iowa political
caucuses Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid
it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go
up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said
that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but
she said, "You killed it, so if they want money, it will come out of your
pocket!"
She stayed in the car making
phone calls.
About an hour later the driver
staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to
you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver
replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and
their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me. I had just
stepped inside the door and said, ‘I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just
killed the old cow.'
“The rest happened so fast I
couldn't stop it."
