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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Top 10 Reasons to Vote Decocrat

 
 
 
David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to vote Democrat
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be all


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Congress Woman Said What??

 
 
This would be HILARIOUS if it wasn't so true. Do you detect a level of divisiveness by certain factions of our government? So much for being an all inclusive nation. These are the idiots that we keep sending to Washington!
CONGRESS WOMAN LEE, ACTUALLY WAS OFFENDED BECAUSE THERE WERE NO AFRICAN-AMERICAN SOUNDING NAMES FOR HURRICANES.

Just when you thought you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the U.S.A. this comes along:
BLACK HURRICANES!!!
WELL, IT APPEARS OUR AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIENDS HAVE FOUND YET SOMETHING ELSE TO BE PISSED ABOUT. A BLACK CONGRESSWOMAN (SHEILA JACKSON LEE OF HOUSTON, TEXAS, REPORTEDLY COMPLAINED THAT THE NAMES OF HURRICANES ARE ALL CAUCASIAN SOUNDING NAMES. SHE WOULD PREFER SOME NAMES THAT REFLECT AFRCAN-AMERICAN CULTURE SUCHAS: CHAMIQUA, TANISHA, WOEISHA SHAQUILLE, AND JAMAL.. NOT MAKING THIS UP/
SHE WOULD ALSO LIKE THE WEATHER REPORTS TO BE BROADCAST IN "LANGUAGE" THAT STREET PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE,ACCORDING TO HER, ONE OF THE PROBLEMS THAT HAPPENED IN NEW ORLEANS WAS, THAT BLACK PEOPLE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SITUATION, DUE TO THE RACIALLY BIASED LANGUAGE OF THE WEATHER REPORT.
I GUESS IF THE WEATHER PERSON SAYS THAT THE WINDS ARE GOING TO BLOW AT 140+ MPH. THAT IS TO HARD TO UNDERSTAND. I CAN HEAR IT NOW:
A WEATHERMAN IN NEW ORLEANS SAYS:
WASSUP,MUTHAFUKKAS!HERICANE CHAMIQUA BE HEADIN FO YO ASS LIKE LEROY ON A CROTCH ROCKET.
THE BITCH BE A CATEGORY FO! SO TURN OFF DEM CHITILINS,GRAB YO CHIRREN, LEAVE YO CRIB AND HEAD FO DE NEAREST FEMA OFFICE FO YO FREE SHIT!

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Federal Employees Paid to NOT Work?

Agencies Paid Hundreds of Employees to Not Work for at Least One Year



Federal agencies from fiscal 2011 to fiscal 2013 paid 263 employees at least one full year’s salary to sit on the sidelines and not work, and paid an additional 57,000 federal workers at least one month’s salary to stay home.

A Government Accountability Office report released on Monday found the government spent a total of $3.1 billion in the three-year period on salaries for employees on paid administrative leave, which is meant to be used primarily while investigating employees’ alleged misconduct. Of that total, agencies spent $700 million for employees on administrative leave for at least one month, and $31 million for employees paid to not work for at least one year.

There is no general statutory authority for the use of paid administrative leave, GAO said, but the auditing agency and the Office of Personnel Management have issued guidance to agencies to manage its use. OPM has provided examples for when administrative leave is appropriate, such as unavoidable tardiness of less than one hour, for hourly wage-grade employees and cases of adverse personnel actions. In the “rare circumstances” employees present a threat to the workplace, the possibility of damaging government property, or would “otherwise jeopardize legitimate government interests,” agencies can place the employees on paid administrative leave. Agencies often invoke their right to use this type of leave after providing advance notice of a suspension or firing.

Essentially, administrative leave allows agencies to take employees off the job without punishing them in a way that violates due process or is appealable to entities such as the Merit Systems Protection Board. This enables agencies to conduct investigations into alleged wrongdoing.

This has frequently drawn the ire of lawmakers on Capitol Hill, who say the policy allows malfeasant feds to take paid vacations while their cases are sifted through the bloated and bottlenecked federal bureaucracy. The GAO report was requested by Republican oversight leaders in Congress, namely Sens. Chuck Grassley, Iowa, and Tom Coburn, Okla., as well as Rep. Darrell Issa, Calif.

“The GAO report offers new details on the extent to which federal agencies are granting employees -- included those facing disciplinary action -- taxpayer-funded vacations for extended periods of time,” said Issa, who chairs the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, in a statement to Government Executive. “Gross overuse of paid administrative leave wastes taxpayer funds and underscores dysfunctional agency management that often prefers to dither on personnel problems rather than expeditiously resolve them.”

GAO was able to access administrative leave data through OPM’s Enterprise Human Resources Integration payroll system. OPM has never provided guidance on how to quantify admin leave, however, and agencies therefore use differing definitions. Some payroll providers, for example, count paid federal holidays as paid administrative leave. Others count paid absences specifically authorized by Congress -- including post-organ donation recovery, official time, attending law enforcement funerals and rehabilitation from injuries suffered while serving abroad -- as admin leave, even though OPM has said they should not be included in the tally.

After excluding federal holidays from the data, agencies provided employees with a total of 9.94 million days of paid administrative leave between fiscal years 2011 and 2013, or about five days per employee. About 3 percent of the federal workforce charged at least one month of administrative leave, while 69 employees charged between 1.5 and three years.

About 77 percent of the salary costs associated with paid admin leave went to employees who took 20 days or less. At an organization like the U.S. Agency for International Development, this could simply be the grace period relocated employees have to adjust to their new posts. Still, nearly one in four federal dollars spent on paid administrative leave went to long-term users, most likely those who were facing a negative action from their agency.

Other reasons agencies provided to GAO for authorizing administrative leave included physical-fitness related activities, vacation and professional development.

In its report, GAO called paid admin leave an important tool for agencies, but said it must be “managed effectively.” GAO also recommended OPM create governmentwide standards for administrative leave reporting, so the information does not lead to “decisions based on faulty conclusions that stem from inaccurate data.”  

OPM agreed to form a working group in 2015 to establish such guidance.