Another Rat Leaves the Ship

Another Rat leaving the Sinking Ship. This time it is Rahm Emanuel, sometimes referred to as the “Evil Dwarf”, who was Obama’s Chief of Staff. Best know for his bracing of naked Congressmen in the Congressional Gym and Shower Room, Emanuel wielded a lot of power within the Obama Administration. But even an idiot, and I don’t think Emanuel is an Idiot, just a Socialist,……am I being redundant here?........ …Anyway, even an idiot can see the bow of the ship dipping below the water line.

I know there are alot of Legislators who are glad not to have Emanuel lurking through the Congressional Shower Room trying to shake down these naked law makers for a vote one way of the other. Rahm - here's a tip,....when you have to talk to naked men, keep your eye balls focused neck level and above.

However, what prompted me to write this, was the press conference upon the announcement of Emanuel’s resignation where the President lauded Emanuel as an "incomparable leader" and a "selfless public servant." He added, "We could not have accomplished what we've accomplished without Rahm's leadership." What?!? Well okay if you insist,.....we can add the Evil Dwarf to the blame line as well.

At the White House event, Emanuel called it a "bittersweet day." He thanked the president for his "warm friendship and confidence." "Mr. President, I thought I was tough," Emanuel told Obama. "I want to thank you for being the toughest leader any country could ask for in the toughest times any president has ever faced."

Gag me with a D handled Shovel! I need a 55 gallon barrel to throw up in. “Toughest Times any President has ever faced?” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Virtually every President has not only faced tough times, but much, much tougher times than this pretender now in the White House. What about Geo Washington ? How about James Madison and the British invasion- War of 1812? Abraham Lincoln and the Civil War ring a Bell? How about F.D.R, Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower? J.F.K.. Lyndon Johnson? What about George Bush and the trials and tribulations of 9-11 and the dismantling of the Taliban government in Afghanistan. Holy Cow, I really hope you don't believe that crap!!

What a joke Emanuel is and what a stone faced liar he is. Problem is some people will believe that garbage. These are the people we need to beware about,…voters without a brain. Come on People,….33 Days til “Throw the Bums Out” day.

Amuse Yourself at AARP's Expense

Have you ever received an offer from AARP, who is of course the American Association of Retired People?? If you are already a member do you support the AARP becoming a liberal cause supportting, a socialist political action committee, using your membership dollars?

No matter what your view is on the Obamacare law that pass, and will hopefully be repealed by the new Republican majority in Congress coming soon, you would have to admit that passing a law so you can find out what is in it (Nancy Pelosi's reasoning) was really stupid,...moronic in fact.

Everything single swinging Richard in Congress who voted for it should be summarily fired. Well, the AARP was one of major groups lobbying for the passage of Obamacare even though the Medicare cuts will be devastating to the elderly. I guess so much for taking care of their membership which is the over 50 crowd.

So anyway, to crack myself up, when I get these AARP offers in the mail, I always write in a black Sharpie,..... "Leave me Alone you Communists!",..... or,...."This is the 22nd offer I have refused,..get a clue your Morons!"

Then I stuff the pre-paid envelope with carpet cleaning ads, roof repair ads and the occassional napkin with mustard stains and send back.

Hey, besides voting and doing this blog,...what else can I do in the name of justice and the American Way?

Reverse Illegal Immigration

We can only pray this will come true. Received this through the eighteen zulu grapevine,.....

From The Manitoba Herald, Canada, as Reported by Clive Runnels, August 6, 2010,... who says those Canucks don't have a sense of humor?

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves." A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior - citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age." an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them." an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out." he said. The Herald will be interested to see if Obama can actually raise Mary from the dead in time for the concert.