The U.S Government is reported deploying Elmo from Sesame Street to the Middle East to help teach Radical Islamists about tolerance. Fox News commented that this needs to be a Special Forces Elmo.
I waiting on the Government to announce a Sesame Street Special Operations Unit. Imagine the havoc a fully trained and equipped Cookie Monster could bring on terrorist camps! But knowing this administration, the unit would become a public affairs type unit, dolling out candy and dollars, while the Radical Islamists built vest bombs.
The guy we called the "Cookie Monster" in 3rd Bn, 10th SF, carried an M-16 too. And he wasn't a muppet, although he sometimes acted like one. Just remembering him makes my eyes tear up with laughter. Yet, I wouldn't want to met him in a dark alley working for the wrong side.
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