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Friday, December 17, 2010

Old Texas Story

This is an old story out of Texas.

Seems a guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And I've got a .22 Magnum derringer in my right boot.

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"


"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damned thing..."

If you don't get this story,....then never mind.


  1. Ready on the Right, Probably some on the left are ready (but few); The firing line is no longer clear; Lock and Load 1, 12-round magazine (extra magazines on standby are authorized). Ladies and Gentlemen - "WATCH YOU LANES!

  2. Yes son, Ladies carry concealed guns too!

  3. Thats what the Liberals are scared off Conservatives with cnviction and firepower!